Well here we go again, armed to the teeth with another eclectic ensemble of utter automotive tat. If vehicular self esteem is running on fumes then look no further as clearly there are untold masses with less aspirations, these are guaranteed to make even the lowly banger owner feel an overwhelming sense of road-going superiority.

When a solid oak Lamborghini CounTrash flexing it's sparse muscles against a state of the art Korean toilet go kart (sporting a pink seat) runs into the Italian tank division in full retreat, you just know all is not well on automotive planet Earth.

Crap Cars series 2, fully back compatible with series 1 for a right fistful of howlers... just weaker, crapper and more offensive