Crappy Christmas is a whacky alternative celebration of all the things that define our Christmases but are never openly documented in traditional texts.
As families descend on each other's territory, spirits (both kinds) are high, danger levels higher, uncles get inebriated, parents burn the dinner, the dog nearly dies of sprout poisoning and gran still believes that a pound is a lot of money. But hey, this is what Christmas is all about, this is the modern day magic! This is a Crappy Christmas!