Here's a list of some of the characters you can expect to shame themselves... Scheduled for an Autumn / Winter 2007 release featuring stunning illustrative work of stunningly crap superheroes from our resident artist Wotto The Invisible Gran - Visible only by her false teeth, wig & half moon glasses... Very slow & not very capable of lifting anything heavier than a cup of tea The Cubscout Kid - Bit of a thicky but means well as he attempts to help old ladies cross the road... Generally into the path of oncoming high speed vehicles Blunder Woman - Possibly the most unfortunate of all superheroes... Tormented by superstition and bad luck, pretty capable of saving people if only she could get away from her own disasterous mishaps Allergy Man - Allergic to everything including himself The Super Trooper & Danger Ranger - Camp pacifistic motorcycle cops tooled up to the nines Slothman - Can only hover at 4 inches above the ground and does it very slowly Crabman - Can only move sideways, to the left - Not very good at negotiating steps, kerbs or right hand bends
Here's a list of some of the characters you can expect to shame themselves... Scheduled for an Autumn / Winter 2007 release featuring stunning illustrative work of stunningly crap superheroes from our resident artist Wotto The Invisible Gran - Visible only by her false teeth, wig & half moon glasses... Very slow & not very capable of lifting anything heavier than a cup of tea The Cubscout Kid - Bit of a thicky but means well as he attempts to help old ladies cross the road... Generally into the path of oncoming high speed vehicles Blunder Woman - Possibly the most unfortunate of all superheroes... Tormented by superstition and bad luck, pretty capable of saving people if only she could get away from her own disasterous mishaps Allergy Man - Allergic to everything including himself The Super Trooper & Danger Ranger - Camp pacifistic motorcycle cops tooled up to the nines Slothman - Can only hover at 4 inches above the ground and does it very slowly Crabman - Can only move sideways, to the left - Not very good at negotiating steps, kerbs or right hand bends
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