• Effort Involved
• Loudness of sobbing
• Internet resale value
• Likelihood of being killed
• Enjoyment Period
• Embarrassment Level
• Christmas Spirit
• Originality
• Crap Factor

• Effort Involved
• Loudness of sobbing
• Internet resale value
• Likelihood of being killed
• Enjoyment Period
• Embarrassment Level
• Christmas Spirit
• Originality
• Crap Factor

• Effort Involved
• Loudness of sobbing
• Internet resale value
• Likelihood of being killed
• Enjoyment Period
• Embarrassment Level
• Christmas Spirit
• Originality
• Crap Factor

• Effort Involved
• Loudness of sobbing
• Internet resale value
• Likelihood of being killed
• Enjoyment Period
• Embarrassment Level
• Christmas Spirit
• Originality
• Crap Factor